Superman Returns!!!

Holy Jabrony!

Superman Returns made me crap my pants. Go see it right now!

Without giving too much away, this is the best superhero movie ever made, bar none. "But wait Senor Cheeseburger!" You exclaim, "You are just some idiot with a laptop and a 4th graders knowledge of Microsoft Paint, how can we trust you to give us an accurate motion-picture review?" Well friends, don't take it from me:

9 out of 10 doctors and Captain America himself agree:
"Superman Returns rocks serious BALLS!!!"



"We're Doctors and we loved it!"













"A great family film and for a limited time only, bring your own minority and get in 1/2 price!!!"










"Superman looks tho thexy in his wittle bwoo thuit! Our favorite part was when he jumps out of the closet! Tee-hee-hee."











"Do I look like the kind of woman who would pay to see a movie called superMAN?"










"DAMN IT, I knew I ain't this baby daddy!"









"Super-strength........... Super-speed............. Super-stamina............. Super-breath............. Super-hearing............. Heat-ray-vision............... X-ray-vision................. Still gets his ass kicked by a bald guy with a wad of money! Know what I got baby? A friggin' shield. That's right, 10,000 Nazi's versus me and a hunk of metal made fer throwin'. Who's super now???"

"So... You ever been inside the Avengers Mansion?"


See!