If I Were a Ninja: A Haiku
(In case you didn't know: REAL Ninjas wear purple all the time and are totally comfortable with it. Furthermore, that is not "artistic license", the Weed Whacker, in the hands of a master, is the single most devastating tool at a Ninjas disposal... Except for Snap-Bracelets... Snap-Bracelets are the most devastating tool at a Ninjas disposal followed closely by the Weed Whacker... I'm serious. It's science)
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My Bitchin' Haiku'
"If I Were a Ninja"
"If I Were a Ninja"
Back-flip, stabbing rage
Mystical head explosions
Hot asian chicks too.
- Senor Cheeseburger
Leave a friggin Haiku if you think you got what it takes!!!
You know the routine 5-7-5.
posted by Senor Cheeseburger at 4:18 PM
18 Comments:
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9:18 PM
... 900?
huhuhuhu
5:22 AM
Wow... neither one of those is anywhere NEAR a Haiku.
Keep trying though guys. 5-7-5. I know you can do it!
9:53 AM
Haiku is an art
Many find hard to master
Funny post today
10:55 PM
you don't understand a shit of what I'm writing so how can you assume that I'm low/down? my titles of my posts have no connection to what I write. so... :P
12:39 PM
Also not a haiku'
Try again Malin!
2:28 PM
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9:44 AM
see, annihilate
life with sweeping ballet grace
enter a shadow
9:47 AM
nice!
12:47 PM
My Art is Better
Power through clear vision
You are no ninja
:^)
Mortekai is SUPER!
1:52 PM
Super Mortekai?
Preach your foolishness in vain,
The dead love sermons
4:44 PM
i like this blog
9:47 PM
Not a haiku...
3:17 PM
Weep at my HAIKU POWER!. I entitled it Muffin Break: A Haiku
Maker of delights;
Three dollar nibbles of bliss
Melt away too soon
8:20 PM
that spanish umlaut
over the n in señor
su nombre es WRONG
3:24 AM
Not umlaut, you fool
Senor C. isn't worried
Tildes are for chumps
8:39 AM
Super Sexy? No,
I think not. Super funny?
yes. Misnomer, dude.
2:18 PM
Your website has a useful information for beginners like me.
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7:38 PM
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