Ditch the Zero, Get With a Hero? Pt. 4

The bane of white snowboarders on the bunny slope,
I give you, THE BLACK RACER!!!



















Name: The Black Racer
Occupation: Staying black and racing/God of Death (really)
Race: Black
Favorite Color: Black
Hobbies: Racing (while black)

Got a good one for ya here kids. "The Black Racer" in the DC Comics universe, is actually the grim spectre of "Death" itself. But the real reason why this guy totally rocks balls is because he is a black guy on skis... Nevermind the fact that he is a semi-divine, immortal, harbringer of death who can pass through walls, travel at the speed of light and warp that whole "Space-time continuum" thing, I see that stuff everyday, this is a black guy ON FRIGGIN SKIS!

Another reason why I love this guy is because he's one of those hero's who feels it necessarry to add "Black" to the front of the name just so there's no confusion about his ethnic background... like he's some sort of affirmative action program or something... What's wrong with just being "The Racer"??? You don't see other heroes running around with names like "The Chinese Howler Monkey" or "The Uzbekistani Lightning Bug."

"HOLD IT Senor Cheeseburgers!" You say to yourself, "Maybe 'black' is in reference to his totally awesome, black, ski-suit."















WRONG!!! Now go sit in the corner stupid.

Questions that need answering:
Why is he using poles with water-skis?
Why does death need to wear a helmet?