Ditch the Zero, Get With a Hero? Pt. 1
Apiphobics and Law Clerks beware:
I give you... THE RED BEE!!!
Real Name: Rick Raleigh
Occupation: Assistant District Attorney (no, really)
Now this guy was great. He had no super powers whatsoever, but he DID have pet bee named "Michael" that he carried around in a secret compartment in his belt. That's it. A guy with trained bee. Amazingly enough, he felt this made him pretty super, so he donned red and yellow striped spandex and a pair of totally bitchin' blue boots to fight crime (especially Nazi's) as "The Red Bee." Oddly enough his pet bee wasn't even red which makes this poor man's particular psychosis even more difficult to identify.
I suppose if his opponents were allergic to bees he could be quite a ferocious adversary... but don't bees die after stinging someone??? Does he have to train a new bee after every fight??? Would The Red Bee sacrifice Michael's life for one good sting on Hitler's ass??? Questions that need answering.
Sweet camel-toe by the way.
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