Ditch the Zero, Get With a Hero? Pt. 2

Anablephobics beware:
The most dangerous villain alive on a windy day... KITE-MAN!!!

Real Name: Charles "The Kite-Man" Brown
Occupation: Licensed Criminal Aviator

Ohhhhhh Kite-Man... Seriously, what were you thinking? You've tied yourself to an oversized childrens plaything and put on a pair of your sisters favorite pajamas. How does being strapped to a giant kite actually aid you in your criminal pursuits? You have to take the stupid thing off before you can fit through the bank's front door and you can't make your escape until you find a precocious nine year old to hold the string tied around your waist and run as fast as he can in the opposite direction! Rain - screwed, lighting - really screwed. Plus at the end of the day, no matter how many capers you manage to pull off, your name is still "Kite-Man."

"Dr. Doom" and "Kite-Man" walk into a super-villain singles bar. Guess who is going home alone? I mean, one is a Doctor and one has a kite tied to his back.