Real World Experience
What's it going to be like for these retards that have been on the real world/road rules/challenge/ for the last 10 years of their life when they discover that this fact doesn't impress anyone but seriously inebriated college freshman?
Other than a shot at guest hosting a show on MTV37, Wednesday nights @ 3:00 a.m., how employable are these people really? What in the hell is "The Miz" going to talk about during an interview?
Mr. Fancypants > Let's see here... Is it Mike?
The Fuckin Miz > Actually it's "The Miz."
Mr. Fancypants > Ok, "The Miz," what can you do for our company?
The Fuckin Miz > "Well dude, I've been on the Real World shows for the last 8 years and would have won last years Real World/Road Rules challenge but I got so friggin wasted that I made out with the cameraman... Oh man... But on a serious note, my real passion is in professional wrestling both of which, I think, will make me an invaluable asset here at Globocom Financial."
(shut up foo' I'm the Miz!)
posted by Senor Cheeseburger at 12:26 PM
9 Comments:
I am the Miz and I don't find this funny at all. If you think it's funny that I can't find a job and my girlfriend's parents wont let her come out on the weekend until she finishes all of her homework then you are a sick bastard.
12:46 PM
Thats why I am dating your girlfriend. I have a Job
3:13 PM
I'm dating both of your moms. Tonight. Literally, I'm picking your mom up at her house right now. We are going to go eat sushi and I probably will never call her back. BWAHAHAHAHAHA
3:26 PM
Well I don't know what this makes me (an ass?), but apparently "The Miz" is hosting a host on a wrestling t.v. show called "WWE Smackdown"???
I guess he can add that to the resume... Sorry Miz, my bad! YOU TOTALLY RULE! MIZ 3:16!!!
As for you readers, feel free to fill in some other Road Rules/Real World/Bullshit person in there.
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8:01 PM
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