Ditch the Zero, Get With a Hero? Pt. 3

Evil, German, double amputees UNITE!!!
I Bring you: THE ARMLESS TIGER MAN!


















Real Name: Hertz (as in it 'hurts' to get your arms chopped off)
Occupation: Retired day laborer/Nazi
Professional Organizations: Machine Haters Anonymous (MHA)

Holy smokes I think I crapped my pants!!! This is probably the coolest thing I've ever seen. This crazy bastard might have the lamest super-powers in the history of comics (but don't worry I'll keep looking). Wanna know what they are? Are you ready? He doesn't have any arms! That's it. That's his super-power.

So, without further ado, I bring you the epic story of the Tiger-Man...

In his youth, Hertz worked in a mechanical laboratory in Munich, Germany presumably making crap for Hitler. Everything was great until his arms got caught in a machine and subsquently ripped from his body in a bloody, horrible mess. After years of training, he learnt how to use his feet in place of his hands and set off to use his newfound prowess to... destroy... all... machines... Which, of course, he blamed for costing him his arms. Being an insane German, the Gestapo felt he would make an ideal government employee, and when they learnt of his hatred of machines they all sat around collectively brushing their little Hitler mustaches with glee until they decided to send him off to America to... kick... our... machines...
Now, I suppose learning how to use your feet as well as your hands could come in real "handy" in a fight; you would essentially have 4 hands to pummel your opponent into submission (and be totally awesome in bed). Anyway, the thing is, Tiger Man has no arms to begin with, so at best he's just a crazy German with two, smelly hands and an awesome haircut...

Questions that need answering:
1) How the hell did he get into a full length, yellow leotard with no hands?
2) More importantly, how does he get out of it to go to the bathroom?
3) MORE importantly, how does he wipe? Those toe-nails look sharp!
4) Could he kick (pun intended) Kite-Man's ass? Howabout The Red Bee?