Mission Highly Improbable:

Yeah, yeah, yeah I know I haven't updated in a while so what? Don't you have anything better to do than check this site for pictures of Jessica Simpson's feet and Lindsay Lohan's tits??? Oh wait, "We come for the comic book pictures and witty banter Senor Cheeseburger!" Please...

Anywho, rather than apologizing for the lack of updates I will invite you to join me on my top-secret mission to India to meet with Deepak the Great face-to-face. In only two posts on his blog he has already unlocked the secret to "living a great life." I must determine, for myself, whether this man, if he truly is a man, is a threat or... an angel sent from heaven... It is a rare opportunity as he lives high atop a mountain and only allows 2 guests a year within the walls of the Gopi Temple... No I'm not one of them... That's why I need your help...

I have a plan. Without getting bogged down in the details, it involves a half-eaten tub of goat-cheese, a 9-Iron, 30 yards of watermellon flavored fruit roll-ups, a trained howler-monkey and 2 dozen pink, ribbed for her pleasure, french-tickler condoms with the resevoir tips.

Should you choose to accept this misson please reply below and let me know whether you want a vegetarian meal on your flight and if you have any special skills (e.g. nunchaku's, computers, pet howler monkey etc... etc...) that might aid us in our quest...

Your computer will probably not self-destruct.













This is all the intel we could gather on our target: http://deepakgopi.blogspot.com/