Beware of Overweight Man!!!

"One of the strangest super-foes of all."

Hello pot, meet kettle.

Really? The "strangest" of all??? Come on! It's just a guy with mild obesity!

I see a guy with sprouting wings on his back swoopin' through the air trying to sodomize the poor guy, some chick shooting squiggly lines out of her skull while her boyfriend's shooting friggin lasers-beams out of his eyes, some hairy-ass clown with a foot fetish trying to shove his feet all up in the guy's face (notice the yellow lines which indicate "stinky") and a friggin snowman tossin' around icicles like Ralphy on crack... AND THE FAT GUY IS THE STRANGE ONE???

Please! Poor guy probably just woke up and was trying to get dressed in time to make it to McDonalds for a couple sausage egg mcmuffins... He's only got a par of boxers on and these assholes come barging in throwing snowballs, trying to mount him and making fun of his weight problem! It's like a bad Jackass episode.

I'm fed up. Clearly society has a lot of growing up to do. And what's with the nickname? "The Blob" I can guaran-god-damn-tee that "The Blob" wasn't HIS choice.

Everyone else gets to pick their own cool name... Iceman, Cyclops, The Beast, Marvel Girl... He gets stuck with "The Blob." Nice.