READY SET GO!!!

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Random Awesomeness

This is my MS Painting of Cookie Monster...


















This is you...
























This is innapropriate for children...


















This is Lindsay Lohan in a bikini...
























This is the opposite... (and your girlfriend)

Pardon me while I have a TOTAL NERDGASM

Ok. Now which one's your favorite and why?

Lindsay Lohan Painting

This is a little awkward considering I used to date Lindsay Lohan's vagina for a while, but here is a MS Painting using a selection of the beautiful colors of her hoo-ha...





For a non-distorted image (if you're in to that sort of thing) try: http://www.thesuperficial.com/image.php?path=/2006/09/13/lindsay_lohan_vagina_again.jpg NSFW!!!
(Thanks Margaret for finding this picture... perv)

Beautiful isn't it? Man I oughta get some real paint one of these days...

Flexible girls...

So Sexy



What part of her body do you think made this noise?

P.I.M.P.

Man head




















Helicopter head























Unibomber head



















Hat head















Poop head.

You're head's officially been pimped...

Steve Irwin, I SHALL AVENGE THEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Senor Cheeseburer 1, Stingray... well 1...

OH MY GOD IT'S HIM!!!

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I got you now you SON OF A BITCH! I think theres a few people here at the SSP that might want to have a word with you...

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"Crikey! Thanks Senor Cheeseburger! Now my spirit can rest in peace"

3 Day Weekend, 7 Comments???

Fuck you guys.

MTV in Association with ManBearPig

What in the hell is wrong with the world? Did I actually see Al Gore on the MTV awards last night??? What band is he in again? What instrument does he play? What's his chart topping #1 single? When does his tour kick off? Has he released a celebrity sex tape I don't know about?


:::Al Gore Voice:::

"Now peeeeeple, ya have to understaaaand Glooobal Warming makes things hot. In 3,000 years, teeeemperture's could pottentiallllly increase as much as one and a half degreeees."








For those of you who had something better to do, Al fucking Snore was introduced in the middle of the already immensely boring award show to talk about, what else, global warming, the safest, most mind-numbingly boring and irrelevant topic in the world.

So he saunters on stage like the complete douche that he is, makes some reference to Justin Timberlake and proceeds to give, I swear to God, a power-point presentation on global warming IN THE MIDDLE OF THE MTV MUSIC AWARD SHOW! He shows some pictures of glaciers, spews out some ridicuolously false statement about global warmig causing more severe storms today then ever before, gives us requisite "I'm here to save the world (and you can help me)" sort of line, then walks off the stage like he's the god damn messiah.

Thanks MTV, very entertaining, very rock & roll...
It's comforting to know that I can't even watch the MTV Music Award without being bombarded with this kind of political garbage. And by comforting I mean the exact opposite of comforting. Although I suppose I should have expected it from MTV, these are the same people who brought us "Vote or Die"
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