Evil Alien Farmer Devil Guy...

I spend far too much time thinking about Ninjas and Aliens.
I reject the popular notion that Aliens are super intellgient. I also reject the slightly less popular notion that Aliens are evil murderous scary monsters. Instead, I like to imagine that Aliens are not too different from us, they probably even have farmers who wear blue overalls... But instead of corn or wheat, they harvest other Aliens heads with purple pitch-forks. Because, afterall, they are aliens.
























Here's one of him in Green to make all of you feel more comfortable
























Stop being so narrow minded.

The only thing better than robots...

...are sexy robots... Super Sexy Robots.

But don't think I forgot about the ladies...

This one is for all the Foxy Female Fans of the SSP:

What a pair of Boners

I'm working...

...and it sucks.

I shouldn't complain because I'm making $20/hour for doing nothing, and it IS just a temp job until my real job starts, but I swear it is boring as hell. You have no idea. Or maybe you do... Does anyone else stare at a computer screen ALL DAY LONG??? Probably. Maybe I should stop bitching and paint something...

This is me at work:
























This is the opposite of me at work:


























Any questions?

100 Comments... Not that exciting...

Well folks, we did it. 100 Comments. So now what??? Other than being called a racist, fag stalker (not a stalker of fags, a stalker who IS a fag) I really don't have much to show for it... So, in the spirit of not having much to show, I bring you a little something I like to call:

"Gross Pictures of Paris Hilton"

Paris Hilton's weird butt:
























and:

Paris Hilton's even WEIRDER crotch and inside ass cheek area... blech.



























I hope you all missed me.
I'm sure that you did.
Because I'm totally sweet.
And my blog is super sexy.